I need one more day to study, Lord. Bart Gets An F Posted on June 29, 2015 September 2, 2015 by qwertyhali I can sympathize with Bart, after surviving a semester of my first year in high school I decided to watch this episode, I cried at the end of it because I had finally felt what Bart had felt, the first time I watched this episode is two years ago and I didn’t really feel the way he felt, I hadn’t understood it yet. What a question! To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. Raise a dog the same as a child, with simple, authoritative commands. Mrs. Krabappel: Blahblah blahblablablahBLABLAH..? Lisa: Bad dog! It is also the most viewed episode in Simpsons history, with over 33 million households watching the premiere. Think, Simpson! Marge: Come on, Homer. I heard that, Bart Jr. Sylvia Winfield: Simpson this is Sylvia Winfield. But prove it. Bart: Come on, boy. Posts about Bart Gets an F written by conservativechristiankid. I'm insulted. (produces a red pen and starts marking up the test until she places it down on his desk) Well, Bart, it's a 59. This is the final straw! Marge: I didn't know then. Homer: Well, you bought those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire. And your cheeks are so swollen. Bart failed his last four exams. I really tried. Bart is an underachiever, yet he seems to be.... One of his problems is a short attention span. I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you. Brian Roberts, Jim Fitzpatrick Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast! Bravo, Martin. Come on! Who's up for a cram session? If he passes, we can keep him. Lisa: Bart, he's not gonna learn it now. I said, sit! Shake hands. Sit! My cookie! Bad Santa's Little Helper! Go home. They laugh at me? I know. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. How good could it be? I got a D minus! Bart Gets An F Bart Gets An F (1990) Season 2 Episode 7F03- The Simpsons Cartoon Episode Guide by Dave Koch. Not the sports section! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I said little help. Let me write this down. Winthrop: The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude slightly. Hey, Otto-man! Oh, the kissing disease. He's not even housebroken. Executive in Charge of Production for Gracie Films. Unauthorized Bart: See, boy? Bart Gets an F [] Mrs. Krabappel: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term.Are you aware of that? You did! But maybe you'll get lucky. Can you crash the bus? Bart: Since you get paid either way... would it be a big deal to just let my dog pass? I think you have the mumps. What about that history test? You let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus. But if she stays, I stay, so... ...Lisa goes to school.... Marge: Lisa, don't confuse your brother like that. He taught that the noblest concerto can be drained of its beauty and soul. Teen Dream, Teen Scream... and Teen Steam magazine? Stay! You're my best friend. Sit! Color Design & Background Painting: Gyorgyi Peluce, ... Take a look and see what others have said about Bart Gets An F. We want to know what you think, too!! Homer: Lenny, I need to leave. Homer: Here's your magazines. All rights reserved. This is not happening! I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day... the funnest day in the history of Springfield! On September 15, 1620, separatists from the Church of England... some living in Holland, left Plymouth, England. Brad Sherman, Maria Elena Rodriguez Bart vows to do better and persuades the class genius, Martin Prince, to tutor him. You see? The screams, the humiliation, the fact that it wasn't me! Thanking you in advance, your pal, Bart Simpson. You can't give my dog away! Winthrop: Bart! I want you to see what your sick little girl did. The little tiger tries so hard. Marge: Well, Lisa, here it is. Is the way to solve a problem with something you love to throw it away? I got a D minus! Just tape my lunch box to my hand. Ned: Simpson! Winthrop: There are two ways for a dog to relieve himself. Hands off! In "Bart Gets an F", Bart struggles to study for an important exam after realizing the consequences that he may incur if he happens to fail yet another test. Better skedaddle-y-do. I don't know now. Hand me your paper. We're having a family meeting! Bart: School's your answer to everything.... Emily Winthrop: What lovely handwriting. Spoil yourself. "Bart Gets an "F"" is the first episode ofThe Simpsons'second season. No, you don't understand. Micheal McCusker Marge: Please. It's not so hard. Gary Montgomery Marge: Doctor, I think Lisa has the mumps. Homer: Everybody in the kitchen. Sorry, I can't do it on purpose. Bring the TV up. The other, like a hose without a fireman. I tied my dog outside myself! The name of the book that I read was Treasure lsland. Granny's kissing me! Bart: I'm sorry. Bart: Now, sit! Well done. Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard. Homer: (babbling nonsense) Hey! Bart, I warned you. So in conclusion, on a scale of I to 10... 10 being the highest, I the lowest, and 5 average, I give it... a 9. Relax, man. I don't want to fall behind my class. Lisa: On the left is Mr. Largo, my music teacher at school. 7F06 Bart The Daredevil (10 Quotes) 7F07 Bart Vs. Thanksgiving (13 Quotes) 7F08 Dead Putting Society (14 Quotes) 7F09 Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (7 Quotes) 7F10 Bart Gets Hit By A Car (6 Quotes) 7F11 1 Fish, 2 Fish, Blowfish Bluefish (13) 7F12 The Way We Was (7 Quotes) 7F13 Homer Vs. Lisa & 8th Commandment (5) 7F14 Bart's Dog Gets An F (11 Quotes) My speed with numbers, my years as a hall monitor... my prize-winning dioramas, they mean nothing to them? Deadly mothballs. Marge: My quilt! David Schwartz, Frederick J. Gardner III 02x01 - Bart Gets an F. 02x01 - Bart Gets an F. 05/23/98 05:08. I passed! © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. If Lisa stays home, I stay home. Mark McJimsey [1] El episodio fue escrito por David M. Stern y dirigido por David Silverman. George Niciforos, Matthew Sawelson Déanann Mayor Quimby a chéad cuma san eipeasóid.. Tagairtí See? Dr. Hibbert: (chuckles) Such responsibility for such a little girl. The persons in this film are fictitious. Good boy! ", That from that equal creation, they derive rights--. My heart rate's dropping. To live. Bart Gets an F “I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I ... kissed the teacher! Spoil yourself. Lisa: Have some fun. Winthrop: Ladies and gentlemen. Followed by immediate correction. F.D. Must... take... test... [falls back to the floor] -- Bart the Thespian, ``Bart Gets an F'' Bart leaves the classroom clutching his stomach. Maybe one more dish. I swear I'll do better. I'll take these three. Marge: Lisa, you don't look well. Last night, you prayed for this. Now it's your turn. It's not the end of the world. I tried this time. He's a wet boy, isn't he? I'd always considered myself rather popular. I got a test I'm not ready for. Roll over. Marge: Those are very elaborate sneakers. And the nuclear power plant. See the fear? We have to clean up this room. Anything that'll cancel school. I haven't always been a good kid. Otto, I respect you. Get us addicted, then jack up the price! I'm only watching because Brandy knows the body is hidden in the boathouse. Yo, hairy bro. Correct the dog! Let me get "Old Red". I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Rise and shine, little guy. Marge: All right. As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! Let me check my schedule. Hide! Sit! Bart: Homework? Sniff that other dog's butt. I passed! Try again, if you dare! Your third bowl. Marge: My, you're burning up. Ned: Sometimes you've gotta spoil yourself. Look, John Hancock's writing his name in the snow! Students, prepare to be dazzled. Lisa: "Keep On Truckin' "? Perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe... as the traditions I was weaned on are put to sleep, one by one. You can add your own comments here. Make it cappuccino chocolate fudge. Throw me the ball, Poindexter. All right! It was first shown on the Fox network in the United States on October 11, 1990. Apu: You wandering mongrel! Mischief varies inversely with proximity to the authority figure. Stay! Bad dog! I've been failing a lot of tests recently. Well, you go ahead and call your precious dog warden, you old axe... because my dog is tied up in the backyard! As such, he is stuck with his weekly chalkboard punishment. Don't worry, Snowball. Marge: For five generations, women in our family have added to it. And look. This is the end of the road. I'll put it on the refrigerator. Good doggie! Homer: Look at that get-up. (babbling nonsense). It's a school day. Come on, boy. Bart is caught shoplifting. Homer: No! Stop! You get rest and have a lollipop. Assassins! That's my food! Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. It's gonna be hell. That's another F. Bart: (very upset.) Directed by David Silverman. Marge: Time to get up, Lisa. A couple more games and I'll hit the books. Phonics, functions, vocabulary, remedial reading? Now that's a sewing finger, honey. Hi, Lisa, what's wrong? Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Lisa: On the right is Bleeding Gums Murphy. Bart: All right. Come on, fellows, to the arcade! Let's see if they can stay away from this beef Wellington. Mrs. Krabappel, fed up with Bart's lackadaisical approach to his studies, gives him an ultimatum: shape up or repeat the fourth grade. It depicts the two greatest musical influences in my life. We've got snow-formation for you flake lovers. Geeks sit in the front. As of Dec 19 20. I need your help. But if I go to school tomorrow, I'll fail and be held back. Played 726 times. Bart: Fine, then-- Wait. Homer: Come here, boy! Well, you win. Chraol an chéad eipeasóid, "Bart Gets an "F"", den dara sraith The Simpsons ar an 11 Deireadh Fómhair 1990. I got held back in the fourth grade. All right, let's take care of some business. 2:00 is fine. Pushing a boy into the girls' lavatory was such a thrill! Winthrop: Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits! Bart: Wait a minute, you did it! Di episode ini Bart Simpsons selama beberapa kali tidak lulus ujian sejarah dan psikiater sekolah menganjurkan orang tua Bart bahwa ia tidak naik kelas. They are always breathing. Homer: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! Lisa: I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight. How are you doing? With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. As emotionally crippling as it may be, my recommendation is for Bart to... repeat the fourth grade. Post your Comments or Review This page has been viewed 308 times this month, and 1939 times total. Difficulty: Average. Bart Gets an "F" adalah episode pertama dari musim kedua serial animasi Amerika Serikat The Simpsons.Episode ini pertama kali ditayangkan pada tanggal 11 Oktober 1990 di stasiun televisi Fox di AS. Available Formats. Homer: Well, well, "Mr. Universe" takes a walk. Homer: So, what does my little girl want? Everyone else in the class has shown some improvement. Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report. That's it? Well, that's just.... Oh, what a glorious day! Homer: Bart! Which way do you think that was? Homer: Hello? Lisa: Oowww! Bart: (anxiously) You think you could grade it now, please? Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Homer: We all loved that quilt. Look at these results: 55, 42, 26. Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. Lewis (hands her the test) Mrs. Krabappel: Well, alright. duplication, distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution. Crisis brings out the best in you. Krusty: You're my best friend. Is it ready? Is this a book report or a witch hunt? Homer: [scoffs] That's not a job, it's a waste of time. Homer: Oh, Lisa, if they're ever going to pull the plug on me. But you've got to spoil yourself. The old Martin no longer exists. I'm calling the dog warden right now! Impatient people think that, patient people know better. Ned: Ooh! Winthrop: Congratulations, you've earned a toffee. Here you go, Mrs. Krabappel. Bart: Hey, Otto man. Dr. Hibbert: (chuckles) Arithmetic. Stay away! I thought you'd be used to failing. See you soon. Look in my eyes. -- "Bart Gets Famous" Bart then tells Marge he's got a job in the show business, helping Krusty the Klown after school. Homer: Well, my faithful dog was bringing me my shoes, and they fell apart in his mouth. I truly believed you were Hemingway. Bart: I'm gonna miss you, boy. I might as well kill two birds with one stone. I'll tell you the most important words you'll ever hear... choke chain. “Bart Gets An F” follows “Bart the Genius” in its illumination of Bart’s troubles in school. See the sincerity? It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 4, 2009.. Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Bart: Yes, ma'am. I am looking at him right-- D'oh! Have a nice day at school, Bart. Oh, sure. Cover for me, will ya? What was the pirate's name in Treasure lsland, Bart Simpson? What's the matter? Winthrop: You think your dogs know the "stay" command. That's my food! Lisa: I'll make it, Mom. The famous defeat to the French. This motion picture is protected under laws of the United States and other countries. Homer: No, we have to commit to it. Then perhaps you'll tell us the name of the pirate. I'll call Dr. Hibbert. No! Good luck! Oh, man. (babbling nonsense) Lay down. Trudging up that stupid sled hill over and over. But my time has not passed yet! I got a peptic ulcer, my wife wants a new car and I need a root canal. Hear what? Heavy hands, ankle weights, that's cute, and-- Assassins! What's your favorite subject? Ned: You bet. Woman: Jack, I think the baby might be yours. Bart’s poor schoolwork prompts his teacher, Mrs. Krabappel, to threaten to hold him back in the fourth grade for an extra year. Homer: Okay, Flanders, you're the boss! How are you doing? He falls behind while studying for a history test and prays to God for help. If not, at least you'll be bigger than the other kids. Marge: Well, you certainly captured the moment. The mumps? Homer: (babbling nonsense) Hey! Plota Táirgeadh. It's Gorilla Week on Million Dollar Movie. He dances through thehallway, then resumes his histrionics when he reaches the nurse's office. If Lisa goes to school, I go. I gotta study. BCDB Rating: 3.2 / 5 Stars from 2 users. Winthrop: Pull the chain! (laughs). In this episode, Bart Simpson fails four consecutive history exams, and the school psychiatrist recommends he repeat the fourth grade. People think only mules can pull carts. Well, okay, you're the sickie. Piece of cake? Lisa: I'll make it, Mom. Rubber stamp, thank you, next in line. Owww! A teacher strike, a power failure. I didn't want to interfere with a ball in play. It’s not every kid that dared to try this (I didn’t), but the episode is written so well and with such emotional honesty, it’s one of the most identifiable Bart episodes ever made (only outclassed by “Bart Gets an F”). It's one thing to be a link in a chain. Homer: Property... of Homer J. Simpson. The memory of a million drop stitches flows in your veins. Homer: Oh, man, $2.00? Eleanor Mills. You can't help being dumb. Man: I'm sure it is doll face. You're only ten. Homer: No! Now your prayers have been answered. Bart: No way, she's faking. Winthrop: I see. Krusty: You know, yours is the only show I'll do. Life's too short! I order you to buy those shoes! This is not for you! Let go! Marge: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Now take this down: Free to loving home, world's smartest dog. Bleech!” Bart Simpson Bart Gets an "F" is the first episode of Season 2. Sit! It's only fair. We can question his disposition, but we can't question his heart. Man: Well, he'd be happy at my farm. Get out of my mom-and-pop operation! Mrs. Krabappel: Blablahblblah blahblahblablahblah? Bart They'll hold me back if I don't shape up. I want you in my corner, horney. Lisa: Sewing a new quilt. Bad dog! You need someone's help, but I don't know why that someone should be me. If I could borrow... ..."Satan's Little Helper.". Homer: Sure. Don't spend your last hours together tormenting the poor creature. Roll over. My recommendation is for Bart to repeat the fourth grade. Roll over. From (Season 2 Episode 1) "Bart Gets an "F""Bart fails a test and is told that he has one more chance to pass it or else he will be held back a year. Steven Dean Moore But you can't get too attached to-- AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Homer: D'oh! Marge: No, I'm afraid I agree with your father. How is your dog? You're a water monster. One, like a friend. They've got Velcro, a water pump, built-in odometer, and vanity plates. : on the Fox network in the history of Springfield up homer 's new sneakers the. ( very upset. 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